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October 17, 2012 / dcwisdom

Next Week’s Debate Questions

Questions for next week’s presidential debate:

  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Can you cry under water?
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • What disease did cured ham actually have?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  • Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
  • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  They’re both dogs!
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Why do intellects debate fools?

‘Round and ’round she goes; where she stops, nobody knows.

Peace and love.  Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.  God bless Israel.  God help America.

 

 

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2 Comments

  1. debsladybugtexas / Oct 17 2012 8:41 AM

    Lol it was a circus wasn’t it

  2. jmgoyder / Oct 17 2012 3:30 AM

    Clever post!

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