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December 6, 2009 / dcwisdom

Saturday Night Funny


Here’s a Saturday night funny for ya…

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.  The woman behind the desk asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.  I looked in my pockets and realized I’d left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry and would have to go home to get my wallet and come back later.

The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.”  So I opened my shirt and revealed my curly, silver hair.  She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.”  And she processed my application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience in the Social Security office.  She said, “You should have dropped your pants.  You might have gotten disability, too.”

And that’s when the fight started…

(Disclaimer:  This is not about 34.  He’d be insulted, especially after siring five children!)